F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 24, 2020

Assuming it’s solid to keep shape, wouldn’t that make it a smooth surface Bundt cake…..???

I thought is was a booby.

I guess I am the booby.

“Cool, cool…but, what’s this talking starfish doing under it?”

If the pan were rotated at the right speed, the batter would spread out to a uniform thickness. You could put two of these pancakes together to make a hollow globe!

Giant pancake? Wok’s for me!

Hmmm. Wok cakes! My fav!

Bet that inside is going to be a little doughy.

Hence the barbecue sauce

Enough with this beard garbage, I hate it so much. Females are expected to shave every tiny bit of bodily hair, but at the same time we’re supposed to love guys with big ugly unhygienic hobo beards and call them “manly”? I can’t wait for when it becomes trendy for women to grow their armpit hair as thick as possible and if a guy dares suggest he doesn’t like it then we all get to gang up on him and say that he “just doesn’t like womanly women” and make him feel like he is obligated to think what we decided he should think – like how guys practically gang up on you if you dare suggest you don’t like their ugly, unhygienic, disgusting gross beard.

Lizzo would be proud.