F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 31, 2020

Can you blame him ?

If it worked, I would be bedding down at 1am.

Should’ve done this several months ago.

sleep is time travel

Yup.

It’s just a number…just like SEVEN MILLION MORE VOTES THAN YOU, LOSER! TAKE A HIKE!

Thank you. Moving on.

I’ll be using tonight to binge my new Doctor Who DVDs…

If I could hibernate, I would.

Sounds like a good idea!

I wish I could do that. I didn’t sleep well. But I have to go to work for four hours, too.

I did that three months ago.

I’ll be sleeping noon to 7, but I do that every day because I work nights

I am off tonight, no big plans

Wake me at noon on the 20th.

Or so he can stay up later?

“No, I’ve got to take a nap if you expect me to be awake at midnight.”

Why don’t you take off your clothes, hop in there, and then give him something to celebrate. … cheer the ball drop.