F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 20, 2022

Yeah that’s just ice, not ice cream.

It tastes like a light bulb.

Scientologists’ favorite flavor.

Clearly the best idea since sliced bread flavoured ice cream!

I’ve had a durian popsicle. File that idea under “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should”.

I wonder how many people would get the wrong idea if he named it Windowpane.

Now if one could find a way to freeze Everclear……..

What if it was ice with sugar and clear liquid for flavor, like mint oil?

made with Vodka maybe?? Non Russian of course

Coca-Cola Clear is being sold in the Asia-Pacific market.

Older readers will remember a brief fad for “clear” products in the 1990s.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_craze