F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 23, 2022

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    seanfear  over 2 years ago

    …. soooo … this is what marriage is for, i guess? thanks – pass.

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    momofalex7  over 2 years ago

    Commemorative plates should not be used for food. It will tell you that when you buy them. Something to do with the glaze.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    She’s trying to give him a heart attack! (those were his pride and joy)

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    JudasPeckerwood  over 2 years ago

    It’s about the only thing they’re good for, so why not?

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    When I get your ashes I’ll blow on them.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Jeff Foxworthy while doing his Yoda impersonation: Sophisticated, these people are not. Hmm.

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    mnexplorer+  over 2 years ago

    Oh, that’s cold!

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Shock therapy?

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  over 2 years ago

    Frisbees and good targets for shooting.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wouldn’t they be License Plates?

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    Bill The Nuke  over 2 years ago

    Does she not expect him to pull thru or trying to give him a heart attack and ensure that he doesn’t?

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    brick10  over 2 years ago

    Is she trying to finish him off or jolt him awake? Either, I suppose, is better than a permanent vegetative state.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 2 years ago

    HAHAHA! I love it!

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    He’s a goner! That would have brought him around…

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    dpester1984  over 2 years ago

    should just whisper that she was going to mow the lawn, he would wake right up!

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    drycurt  over 2 years ago

    Commemorative plates usually have a warning that they’re not to be used with food. However, I took all the crystal, fancy dinnerware, sterling silverware, etc. that my parents saved for special occasions and am using them now as daily items. If I break one, there are still 5 or 7 or 11 more. Those things aren’t worth much – nobody really wants that stuff anymore. I was offered just melt value for the silverware. The silver plated stuff would bring less than what it cost new 60 years ago.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Jokes on you lady. They are made with lead base paint from China and the cancer is slowly working itself through your system. See you soon……

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    tinstar  over 2 years ago

    It appears, someone is attempting to contribute to his “checking out,” a lot sooner that anticipated.

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    humorist54 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If that doesn’t give his heart monitor a jolt, I don’t know what will.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And he murmurs back – “That’s OK, I used your Hummel’s for target practice”

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    FireAnt_Hater  over 2 years ago

    She’s just trying to make him determined to get well so he can get back home and rescue his plates !

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    adorita  over 2 years ago

    That’s a summary of my grandparents’ marriage. Just trying to outlive one another, to “win”.

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