“I’m sorry, sir, but they’re scheduled to be put down. In private, of course.”
What did you do with them to be so attached?
I’m afraid that they have already been composted.
Due to the trauma of being rejected, they became uncontrollable and are still in intense therapy.
Security! Security to Customer Service, stat!
They went to a farm up north where they can swing in the wind on a line.
Don’t worry sir. Your pants have been taken in.
Snowflake
Yes, they went to the Jean Genie!
I wonder if they are now distressed.
November 07, 2013
Leroy over 2 years ago
“I’m sorry, sir, but they’re scheduled to be put down. In private, of course.”
The dude from FL Premium Member over 2 years ago
What did you do with them to be so attached?
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m afraid that they have already been composted.
Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago
Due to the trauma of being rejected, they became uncontrollable and are still in intense therapy.
maureenmck Premium Member over 2 years ago
Security! Security to Customer Service, stat!
well-i-never over 2 years ago
They went to a farm up north where they can swing in the wind on a line.
mbrahms26 over 2 years ago
Don’t worry sir. Your pants have been taken in.
briggs.roy078 over 2 years ago
Snowflake
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yes, they went to the Jean Genie!
tinstar over 2 years ago
I wonder if they are now distressed.