Doubtless inspired by Michael Straight whose exoskeleton that allowed him to walk after a paralyzing injury couldn’t get a trivial repair due to capitalism (until the company was publicly shamed into it).
Give it a little while. Based on what’s happening in computer/console gaming, due to corporate monetization efforts we’ll soon be paying subscription fees for basically everything. They don’t like private ownership if they can’t keep getting paid out of it.
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
Much too late for Earl in the Pickles comics
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago
We’ve also upgraded the charger so it’s no longer compatible with your device, just because we can!
nosirrom 3 months ago
What’s next? My Cybertruck?
Ichabod Ferguson 3 months ago
FYI, They’re now selling cars where the smart key is on a subscription basis.
William Bednar Premium Member 3 months ago
Must be a Republican tooth brush,
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 3 months ago
Doubtless inspired by Michael Straight whose exoskeleton that allowed him to walk after a paralyzing injury couldn’t get a trivial repair due to capitalism (until the company was publicly shamed into it).
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 3 months ago
Give it a little while. Based on what’s happening in computer/console gaming, due to corporate monetization efforts we’ll soon be paying subscription fees for basically everything. They don’t like private ownership if they can’t keep getting paid out of it.
davanden 3 months ago
I thought it was a sonic screwdriver.
paranormal 3 months ago
Latest sales pitch for the new model!!!
timinwsac Premium Member 3 months ago
I didn’t know Microsoft made toothbrushes.
mpolo11 Premium Member 3 months ago
Please recycle. Oh that’s right, you can’t!
dpatrickryan Premium Member 3 months ago
This is 100% coming.
wellis1947 Premium Member 3 months ago
I wasn’t aware that Apple produced toothbrushes…
kcgtsv 3 months ago
Must be an Apple©®™ toothbrush.
KenKilmurray Premium Member 3 months ago
Reminds me of when an escalator stops working and they put an “Out of Order” sign at the base.
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
Smart toothbrush. Dumb company.
redback 3 months ago
so you did not purchase it, you licensed it