For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for November 09, 1980
Transcript:
Michael: Hey mom! Mom! I can't turn the water off! Elly: Honestly, Michael - I've shown you how a million times! Just turn the handle to the right! Michael: I tried, but I just can't do it! I'm only a kid, you know. Elly: so tell me... How is it that a kid who builds intergalactic space modules and crushes pop cans with his bare hands can't turn off a water faucet?
He’s “only a kid” when it’s convenient :)