For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for May 06, 1996
Transcript:
Michael: It's here! Yess! We did it! - We got onto the front page!! Let's see...near fatal accident...yah, ta, ta...wait a second! - Wait a second! ... Some buttbrain has edited my stuff!! I wrote a great story, an' they printed HALF of it!! Elly: Do they say who the victim was? Michael: I dunno. I don't care about that right now. Elly: Well, you should...you know her.