For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 18, 1999
Transcript:
Connie: So, John's going to be 50 next month! What are you going to do? Elly: I don't know, Connie. He doesn't want us to do anything special. Connie: Nonsense, you can't let the big 5-0 go by without having some kind of event! When it happens to me, El... We're going to shell out some big bucks! Elly: For what? Connie: Two words - They start with a "P" and an "S." Elly: Party supplies? Connie: Plastic surgery!
According to other sources, his 50th wouldn’t be for another year. “John Patterson (born February 17, 1950)”