For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 25, 1999

Transcript:

John: You're amazing! You just made a pass at a girl who's young enough to be...my daughter! Don't you get tired of playing the field? Ted: Not as long as the grass is greener somewhere else! Besides... I have been more or less devoted to one woman for a great many years now. John: Your mother's over 80, Ted. Ted: Yes... But she can still cook!