For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 26, 1999

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Ted: Yes, I've had opportunities to marry, John. But I'm in no rush. Besides, I love the chase, if you know what I mean. And I'm very particular. I can tell right away if a woman is worth spending time with. If she passes the first test, then we go on to phase II. John: What's the first test... She has to match you in intelligence? Ted: She has to look good in my car.