For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 28, 1999
Transcript:
John: Answer your mom, Liz. Were you in a bar on Saturday? Elizabeth: Uh... We went into the Windsor Arms Hotel. I was with Anthony and some other kids, but, hey! - It was just to play a little snooker! And your friend Ted was like, putting the moves on girls MY age! How can a guy with so much education and so much experience be such a JERK! John: ...Out of the mouths of "babes."