For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for July 14, 1999
Transcript:
Woman 1: This can has a dent in it and one of these eggs looks "odd." Elizabeth: No problem. We'll exchange them. Man: This asparagus looks a little dry. I've decided not to take it. Elizabeth: We'll refund your money. Woman 2: You don't have Vito-buds or Nutrigrits. There's not enough variety in your cereal section. Elizabeth: I'll tell the manager. Weird. The more people have to eat...the more they complain about it.
Americans (and Canadians) are indeed spoiled.