For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for September 17, 1999
Transcript:
Elizabeth: Candace, how come it takes you so long to get ready in the morning? Nobody on campus cares what we look like. All that matters is getting to class on time and staying awake. Candace: Elizabeth, it doesn't bug me if you want to blend into the crowd, OK? ... So it shouldn't bug you if I want to have an identity. Elizabeth: Snort. I'm having an identity crisis...and it's about someone else's identity!
That hair is a crisis… Jeez. Either shave it full out or let it be long, but never ever EVER do that weirdness!