For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for November 26, 1999
Transcript:
Elly: I guess we have to accept the fact that our bodies are changing, John. We have to be more careful now. John: I hate the words "middle-aged." I don't FEEL middle-aged. I'm exactly the same person I was when I was 30! Elly: No you're not! You're more mature, more confident, more experienced - you're better. ...We're both better! John: We are the only products that tend to improve while the packaging deteriorates.