For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for November 29, 1999
Transcript:
Elly: Why is a 50-year-old man considered "mature" and a 50-year-old woman is called "middle aged," Moira? Why do men develop "rugged good looks," and we develop wrinkles? On them, gut rolls are "love handles," on us...they're called "fat"! Why does grey hair look better on them than it does on us? Why do men age more gracefully than we do?!! Moira: They don't, El... They're just easier to lie to.
Lies!