For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 01, 1999
Transcript:
Elly: My friend Connie had her eyes done. Moira: Bag job, huh? ... I'd like a butt reduction! How does your friend look? Elly: Fine! - But she looked fine before she had the surgery! Moira: They say that all the world's a stage, El... And I figure we give two performances: one for the people outside and one for the reflection in the mirror. And the mirror has the toughest audience.