For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 01, 2000
Transcript:
Woman: We'll be positioning you against the machine like this... The transparent portion here will come down and compress your breast, allowing us to get a clear and accurate picture of what's inside. Are we ready? Elly: How flat are you going to squash it?
I’m adding an update… my wife told me that if I had my penis checked for cancer like her breasts were, they would lay it out on a really cold slab and then press it until it was about a 1/4 inch thick.