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Elly: John, what a lovely hotel! John: Amazing! Look at the artwork! Elly: Stained glass, pottery, sculpture... if there's a heaven, it must look like this! Man: We want a bigger room, a better view and they're taking too long with our luggage.
I was in a lovely hotel in Cairo. At the pool bar, an Australian kept moaning that the cold beer wasn’t cold enough. This was beer kept in ice, you understand.
Definitely first world issues.