For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for August 20, 2006
Transcript:
Michael: Yack yack yack yack yack, yack, yack, yack yack yack yack Uh oh. Police officer: Do you kow how fast you were going?! Michael: Um...no. I was talking and I guess I wasn't paying attention. Police officer: The fine I could give you is $200.00, but I'll cut it in half, since you admitted to speeding. Michael: Gulp A ticket! Oh, cheeeze! This is the last thing I need!!! Man: Look at it this way, man...it's only 10 in the morning and you've already made a hundred bucks!
Um, no. He lost $100 and saved himself from losing another $100. He didn’t make anything.