For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for July 27, 2008
Transcript:
Elly: John's over an hour late! Where could he be? Maybe he's had an accident. He could be in a ditch somewhere... seriously hurt!! Where are you, John? I couldn't live without you! Or... what if he drove someone home. A luscious young thing, perhaps... and what if he went in for a drink! And what if... Noise: SLAM. John: Hi, honey, I'm home! Elly: Where the heck have you been!
Wife: It took you 10 minutes to get home. Google maps says it takes 8. Who is she and why are you doing this?Husband: sigh