Elizabeth almost never dresses like that. I think she is doing it this time because:
1. The comic strip needs a punchline. It’s a dirty job but someone had to do it.
2. She was mugged coming home from the grocery story with the milk and has decided it is in her best interest not to mention that to her mother.
3. Elly has spent so much time this week worrying about her hair, she has not done the laundry and these were the cleanest clothes Elizabeth could find.
4. Elly has talked to John, Michael and now Farley about her hair and Elizabeth is so desperate to avoid that conversation, she will do anything, including putting on her worst clothes to distract her mother.
5. Elizabeth is actually protesting for animal rights by showing she can be dirtier than most animals.
6. She’s not dirty. She just finished eating tacos the Patterson way with food flying everywhere.
Elizabeth almost never dresses like that. I think she is doing it this time because:
1. The comic strip needs a punchline. It’s a dirty job but someone had to do it.
2. She was mugged coming home from the grocery story with the milk and has decided it is in her best interest not to mention that to her mother.
3. Elly has spent so much time this week worrying about her hair, she has not done the laundry and these were the cleanest clothes Elizabeth could find.
4. Elly has talked to John, Michael and now Farley about her hair and Elizabeth is so desperate to avoid that conversation, she will do anything, including putting on her worst clothes to distract her mother.
5. Elizabeth is actually protesting for animal rights by showing she can be dirtier than most animals.
6. She’s not dirty. She just finished eating tacos the Patterson way with food flying everywhere.