For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for September 10, 2024

London’s only a two hour drive on the 401 from Toronto on one side, and a two hour drive from Windsor/Detroit on the other. He’ll be fine. As soon as he gets a car……

. . . or the sound the word ‘school’ makes.

Canadian Thanksgiving is only a little over a month off.

Guess Mike found his bus ticket, LOL.

Sooo………did Mike solve his problem with his ticket from yesterday ?

On Dad’s and my car journey from NY to Chicago, I bought a martini in London. It was served at room temperature, but, not being a local, I drank it. Mmmm—warm martini.

learn an in-demand trade free from Voc-Ed, and make your first million, debt-free, in less than 10 years. go to college and be unemployed/flipping burgers and in debt for a portion of a million in only 4 years. and it’s not “free” outside the US—the tax bite is formidable.

Nothing like sitting down next to a random guy on a bus and talking about the first thing that pops up.

If he missed the bus, then he would need a lot of burritos, some roller skates, then bend over. When Michael feels one coming, Rhetta would light the match and…

Ooga Farley!

Booga Farley!

Googa Farley!

Dooga Farley!

So apparently the bus destination is London, Ontario. Just short of a two hour ride.

Buzz kill.

As The Three Stooges would say—Wake Up And Go To Sleep!

Hmm, howtheduck’s prediction from yesterday was spot on once again.

Why is a stranger suddenly trying to make small talk when his seatmate is very clearly lost in his own thoughts? The only reason I can think is that he’s afraid Mike is about to start playing with himself.

Is that Dallas, Rhetta’s coworker from Megafood, sitting next to Michael?

Lynn Johnston can’t draw what’s REALLY on Mike’s mind when it comes to Rhetta….

TRUTH!

Reality Bites ! ;-)

Ice cold.