Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for December 24, 2015

Transcript:

Dicky: Oh, Jesus. Not this song. Hell no. The whole premise is messed up. Tommy: You don't like the little drummer boy ? Dicky: I get it. The kid's poor. But still wants to do something for baby Jesus. It's sweet. But any way you look at it. A drum solo is a super shitty gift for a newborn. Dicky: I don't know who wrote that song. But only a sociopath would think "oh, you walked through a desert and gave birth in a filthy manger next to a bunch of camels? I bet what you need right now is a small child on a percussion instrument!" Dicky: You know what's a better gift? anything. Tommy: It's a shame there was no little hand sanitizer boy. I bet they woulda loved to seen him.