Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for January 19, 2016
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Transcript:
Weather reports in a perfect world
Snowy conditions persist, so we remind our viewers to stay off the roads if they suck at driving. For our viewers who know how to turn into a skid-knock yourself out. It's just snow.
A big problem is people in 4WD vehicles who think that they can STOP faster than 2WD. My favorite was the guy, I worked with, who had just bought a new truck and was bitching about slow drivers in a snow storm on a Monday. It snowed again on Wednesday and I noticed his truck had damage at the front. He had slid into a tree! I went up to him and said that’s why people drive so slow! He was not pleased, LOL!
A big problem is people in 4WD vehicles who think that they can STOP faster than 2WD. My favorite was the guy, I worked with, who had just bought a new truck and was bitching about slow drivers in a snow storm on a Monday. It snowed again on Wednesday and I noticed his truck had damage at the front. He had slid into a tree! I went up to him and said that’s why people drive so slow! He was not pleased, LOL!