Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for December 09, 2016
December 07, 2016
December 12, 2016
Transcript:
When is it ok to ask if someone's pregnant? When she's starting to show When she's really starting to show. When her tummy's so big she's just gotta be pregnant, right ? When she's actually holding the damn thing in her arms and says "this is my baby." Dicky: Oh you were pregnant ?! I had no idea
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I can usually tell if someone is actually pregnant by looking, but one time, someone asked me when I was due…and I am not now, nor do I plan to ever be, pregnant! This was at work, too, and it was a customer who asked me. This was the second time a guest had noticed my fat tummy, but the first time, it was a kid who noticed, and they didn’t think I was pregnant…they just thought Chuck E. Cheese should lay off the pizza.