Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for February 11, 2020
February 06, 2020
February 13, 2020
Transcript:
How to jump rope like a badass boxer Step 1 : Shop online for a hard-core speed rope. Step 2: Inspect the rope for awesomeness. Step 3: Hop around like an idiot, tripping and smacking yourself with the rope, like a goddamn, masochistic bullfrog. Step 4: To hell with it. Seriously. To. Hell. With. It
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Maybe you could get some lessons from little girls at recess. We used to jump rope the whole time.