Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for September 01, 2020

All too true. I try to remember that when I get the urge to get a dog. I have two inside cats and find it much easier to clean a litterbox.

Yeah, but you can reflect on how your relaxed dog loves you.

Ewww!

luckily we have a small dog

But you’re a duck. You walk in that stuff all the time, just like chickens and geese.

And this is why I don’t have a dog.

And yet he mows the yard barefoot.

Every time I grill in my backyard, and the flies are summoned, I think about all the dog poop they’ve been enjoying in my neighbor’s yard….

Just part of the joy of having a dog.

Seems you ought to deal with one before doing the other. You know, before the shit hits the whirling blades of death.

1. You’re supposed to pick that stuff up before you mow.2. This is why you have kids – so you can make them do it. It builds character, you know.

✨Bonus Panel✨

https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/backyard-sanctuary-bonus-panel/

Ohhhhh YUKKKK!!!!! (makes me SO glad I have cats!! )