Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for December 30, 2021
Transcript:
Dicky: Before we go use the bathroom Baby: I don't have to Dicky: It's a long ride c'mon just go Baby: I don't wanna Dicky: Why not ? Baby: It's boring! Dicky: What ?!? Fine whatever get in the car Baby: uh-oh Dicky:oh..let me guess! Now you have to pee right? Baby: Well, not anymore..
Man, the struggle! My mother probably told me a million times to go and I’d argue that I don’t need to go, but sure enough, as soon as I sat down, my bladder would happily empty itself. There was one time where I didn’t have anything in my bladder and I gloated about it, but now that I have a child of my own, I sympathize with my mother so much.