Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for August 20, 2024
Transcript:
Baby: Dad? why do people have to die? Dicky: Oh no! It's "the death talk!" Already?! Ok, keep it together...I can do this.. Dicky: Well, champ..death is just a natural part of life. Everything dies. Eventually... I know it stinks, but that's just how it is... (sniffle) Baby: Are you gonna die someday too? Dicky: Oh, God..(sniffle) Well, sure. (sniffle) but, ugh.. (sniffle) No time soon, ok ? Baby: But daddy I don't want you to die! Dicky: (sob) well, you better stop talking kid-cause you're killing me right now ! (sob)
Robert Miller Premium Member 30 days ago
And it all changes when they become teenagers…
Aimless Melissa 30 days ago
Footie PJs for ducks!
BRBurns1960 29 days ago
Whenever one of the grands come to me with a boo boo I tell them they are going to die. If they disagree, I tell them we are mere mortals and it is our fate to die.