FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 14, 1988
April 13, 1988
April 15, 1988
Transcript:
Andy: Mrs. Stephen wants to know if you'd like to sit for her Friday night. Paige: I'd sooner chew dead rats than baby-sit those brats! I'd rather have steel spikes shoved up my nostrils! I'd prefer to let Army ants eat my feet off! Andy: I take it that means "no." Paige: Find out how much she'll pay.
Paige, you don’t have nostrils, so you can’t have steel spikes shoved up them.