FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 13, 1988

Transcript:

Peter: ... And it's said that to this day, the one-eyed lumberjack roams these woods looking for his bride's bloody head. Paige: What a stupid ghost story! Peter: It's true! I swear! Paige: Yeah right. So now Jason's gonna pop out of the bushes with an eye patch on, I'll bet. Peter: Fine. Don't believe me. See what I care. Jason: I knew I should have told the story. Peter: Oh, shut up.