FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 25, 1988
August 24, 1988
August 26, 1988
Transcript:
Paige: You can stop salivating. Linda's gone home. Peter: She has a crush on me, doesn't she? Paige: What on earth would make you think that!? Peter: When she spoke to me after dinner, it was pretty obvious. Paige: She called you a festering snot-ball! Peter: But it was the way she said it...
If I was her, I’d gouge my eyes out with a knife