FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 13, 1988

Transcript:

Mary: I don't know. Sometimes I regret not having children. Andy: And I often wonder what I would have happened if I'd really pursued a career. Mary: I guess no matter what you do, there'll always be lingering questions. Andy: True. True. Mary: Wouldn't it be fun to just trade places? Just for a day? You could run my business, I could run your family! Andy: Oh, no, I couldn't do it. Mary: Oh, come on. I'm sure you could handle it. Andy: No, no, I mean I couldn't do it to you.