FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 18, 1988
Transcript:
Andy: Roger, I'm sick of writing little blurbs for the local paper. I'm sick of having my work edited down to nothing. Having complete idiots change the essence of my writing to suit their own tastes. I want all of America to appreciate my work. I want respect as an artist. I want to respect myself. I'm going to write a screenplay. Roger: Back up a second. I lost you.
A SCREENPLAY??!!