FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 22, 1989

Transcript:

Andy: Jason, get in here! Jason: What? Andy: There were several bags of easter candy under my bed and they're gone, where'd they go? Jason: I plead the fifth. Andy: The fifth. Jason: As in "I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me" Apparently, constitutional protection does not apply to one's butt.