FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 22, 1989
Transcript:
Paige: I swear, if any of my friends find out my little brother dressed up in a Batman suit... Andy: Oh, come on- they went to the city. What are the odds that any -... TV(Sylvia): Wayne, are you there? TV(Wayne): Yes, Sylvia, I'm standing live outside the Regency Theater and with me is Jason Fox, and as you can see from his costume, he is ready for "Batman." Anyone you'd like to say hi to, Jason? TV(Jason): My sister, Paige. Paige: I'm moving to Mexico. Andy: Oh, come on- what are the odds that any-... Ring! Ring! Ring! TV(Wayne): Back to you, Sylvia.
No, Mexico’s too close. Plus if you moved there you could never come back because of the 1/4 brain running our country right now.