FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 30, 1990
Transcript:
Paige: Jason, no one is going to pay money for a suction-cup leech. Jason: Are you kidding? These babies are gonna sell like hotcakes! Paige: Jason, why would anyone want a stupid fake leech stuck to their windshield?! Jason: Ah, you see, the beauty of these guys is you can stick them anywhere. Refrigerators... mirrors... windows... ceilings... furniture... sisters... Paige: AAAAA! You didn't stick on on me, did you?! Jason: They're gonna sell like hotcakes.
They stick to sisters!? I’ll buy 50!