FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 15, 1990
November 14, 1990
November 16, 1990
Transcript:
Andy: So what'd the doctor say? Roger: He said everything I didn't want to hear. Andy: Oh? Roger: He said I'm overweight. He said my blood pressure's too high. He said my cholesterol level was practically off the scale. He said I have to completely rethink my lifestyle and stop eating half the foods I live for. This is all your fault! Andy: My fault?! Roger: You're the one who made me go see him! Andy: Gosh, what was I thinking? Roger: Did it ever occur to you that maybe I liked my life?!
Go get a second opinion. From an overweight alcoholic doctor who smokes.