FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 08, 1991
Transcript:
Peter: Hi. Andy: Peter, the school called me today. Peter: Look, I know what you're going to say. Fighting is wrong. I know that. It was a momentary lapse. It won't happen again. I'll have to serve detention, but Mr. Krimpshaw says he may not put it on my permanent record. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was an idiot, all right?! Andy: They called to say someone found your wallet. Peter: "Was" nothing. Andy: Now, then, what's this about a fight?...
If my kid came home from school and told me what had happened and why, I would take him out for ice cream. And then I’d raise h*ll with the principal.