FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 15, 1992
Transcript:
Jason: Mom says that you're depressed. That you spent all week working on a Valentine's Day card for someone special but at the last minute chickened out and never gave it to them. For once I know just how you feel. Paige: You do? Jason: I was going to give you this... Paige: Why is it ticking?
HE WAS GOING TO GIVE HER A BOMB?!