FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 17, 1992

Transcript:

Denise: Jason, please - This is getting old. Will you just tell Peter I'm on the phone? Jason: Denise, lamb chop, why won't you believe that I AM Peter? Denise: Because for starters, Peter wouldn't call me "lamb chop." He also wouldn't call me "sugar plum", "love kitten," "sweet momma," or "pookie lips." Jason: So, um, out of curiosity, what WOULD Peter - I mean, I - call you? Denise: Jason, PLEASE...