FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 23, 1992

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Peter: Mom, c'mon, I'm 16. I think I'm old enough to handle an occasional dip. Andy: Age has nothing to do with it. Peter, nicotine's one of the most addictive drugs there is! As I see it, you've got three options: you can quit now, while it's easy: quit later, when it's near impossible: or quit y default when they remove your cancerous jaw! Peter: You know, where's the fun in easy? Andy: Where's the fun in chewing that stuff?