FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 24, 1992
Transcript:
Peter: Mom, stop worrying! I can quit whenever I want! I've only been chewing the stuff for three weeks- you don't turn into an addict overnight! I could stop dipping altogether right this instant and it wouldn't affect me one iota! Andy: Then do. Now Peter: I sorta meant this instant, like, tomorrow. Andy: Now
No bonus points for Peter using the word “iota” correctly?