FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 19, 1992
Transcript:
Roger: Why's Peter on the roof? Andy: He's practicing for "the wall" Roger: The what? Andy: It's some event on "American Gladiators" where you have to scale a 25-foot cliff in under a minute. He has this fantasy that he's going to be a contestant on the show. <wham> Roger: You mean, had a fantasy. Andy: I thought that too, but he keeps getting up.
You died… BUT IT REFUSED. BECAUSE YOU ARE FILLED WITH DETERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!