FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 04, 1992

Transcript:

Paige: Why do we have fireworks on the Fourth of July? Roger: Well... fireworks have been around since the ancient Chinese. They've long been used to commemorate holidays, victories and other important dates. Americans set them off on the Fourth of July to celebrate the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Paige: No, why do we have fireworks?... Jason: Um, Peter, you might want to grab that hose.