FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 20, 1992
Transcript:
Jason: I hear you got a speeding ticket. Roger: Hmmph. Jason: You know, I wouldn't be surprised if it were a bum rap. People in positions of authority distort the truth all the time. If you say you're innocent. I believe you. And even if you are guilty, I forgive you. Fully 100 percent. Because I'm your son and love you.
u don’t know it. If my dad saw that he would pound me so hard that ill pass out. At least u people don’t know that pain.