FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 27, 1992
November 26, 1992
November 28, 1992
Transcript:
Denise: Peter, would it bother you if I went out with other boys once in a while? Peter: What?! Denise: You know, if I dated other guys. Peter: Denise, of COURSE it would bother me! Denise: Hmmph. Peter: What did you EXPECT me to say?! Denise: That it would KILL you! That it would DEVASTATE you! That it would forever scar your tortured SOUL!... Peter: Well, I meant "bother" in that soul-scarring way...
When they eat, why does food always get around their mouth? Are they that messy?