FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 19, 1992
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Roger: Well, it took me nine hours out on the roof in sub-zero weather, but the lights are all up. Yessirree, all 3,000 feet of our new Noel-Blaster 250XB Halogen Light Strings are up, secured, tightened and ready for action. It's a special feeling. TV: The manufacturer of the Noel-Blaster 250XB Halogen Light String has issued an immediate recall due to safety concerns. Says a company spokesman: "Do not use these lights. Period." Andy: Yet another special feeling? Roger: You know, they still look good turned off... TV: Now back to "It's A Wonderful Life"...
I’ve never understood the appeal of “seasonal decorations”. You waste a lot of time and effort for something that will be over in a couple of weeks at most.