FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 31, 1993
Transcript:
Jason: I can't believe, I have a cavity! Ten yeras of perfect teeth, down the tubes! If only there was something I could have done to prevent this! That is, that didn't require extra brushing, flossing or cutting down on sweets. Andy: Prayer must work for your brother...
Like only buying 4999 gumballs.